incessantlyphlegmatic:

Nerds with braces.

!!!
lanky Dirk

incessantlyphlegmatic:

Nerds with braces.

!!!

lanky Dirk

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

wendythang:


happy birthday you giant dweeb

wendythang:

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happy birthday you giant dweeb

Don’t mind me being stupid I just think the CSS error in the “<” was funny

Don’t mind me being stupid I just think the CSS error in the “<” was funny

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

insomniatakesover:

aaryasneedle:

severalbadpunslater:

This dude is as passionate about swimming as Eren is about killing all titans.

Except he actually goes swimming.

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Incubus

bowtied:

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

   You’d… well, you’d have to- put them on?

Fan fact: the doctor is perfect

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed