sukireul:

candy green
65,239 plays!

immrtransistor:

He has this on repeat

kepral:

happy? ending au

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

So I went zip-lining with my mom today...
Guide: So it's best to jump off the platform for this line. It's a little lower than the others and if you just step off then you'll probably flip over.
Me: This harness makes me feel like I'm in the Survey Corps
Mom: Megan no.
Guide: Who wants to go first?
Me: *raises hand*
Guide: *attaches harness to zip-line*
Me: *Runs to edge of platform*
Me: *shrieks* SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
Me: *leaps off platform*
Me: *AoT/SnK salute*
Mom: *facepalm*

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby


now it is the cover of the great gatsby

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

image

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

havehopeeee:

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

So perfect

havehopeeee:

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

So perfect